Douglas V. Gibbs
Author, Speaker, Instructor, Radio Host
How to respond if you find yourself in a place of service demanding a vaccine passport?
Not sure who originally wrote this, but it is brilliant.
“I walked into a New Orleans restaurant to have dinner tonight and was greeted with this:
Hostess: Hello.
Patron: Hi, table for two, please.
Hostess: Sure, and your name.
Patron: Tracy
Hostess: Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
Patron: We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Hostess: Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight.
Patron: Great. Can you show us Tom’s vaccination card?
Hostess: Um…
Patron: And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Hostess: Um…
Patron: Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Hostess: Um… Let me get the manager for you.
Patron: That would be great, thanks.
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